New Series – Best Celebrity Tweets: Kristen Bell
The sloth meltdown will never get old. If you somehow missed this remarkable moment in YouTube history, Dax Shepard surprised KB on her 31st birthday by fulfilling one of her lifelong dreams of bringing Melon, a sloth to be a part of her party, and now the bar is set for all birthday presents for the rest of time.
Kristen Bell has to be one of the cutest sloth-lovers we know. She is also a hilariously witty mom of two daughters, a wife to another comedic gem, and a social advocate who speaks out on issues she cares about. In fact, her and Dax waited to get married until same-sex marriage was legalized, a real testament to how firm they stand in their beliefs for equal rights. *Applause*
We went on a little scavenger hunt across the interwebs to find our favorite moments she has shared with the world and found a Twitter goldmine containing the ticket to all the laughter we need in 2018. Here we go:
Let’s kick this off with her amazement at sloths eating flowers. I mean, it is pretty cute that they eat flowers, so who can blame her for feeling the same? They always have a sweetly goofy smile on their face AND they eat a sweet plant?? Ok, stick in a fork in us, we’re done. It’s too much cuteness.
Holy. Mother. Of. Everything. Sloths eat flowers. Of course they do. Thank u, "@haysontweets: http://t.co/wb1c1LQs"
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) January 11, 2012
A banana. An actual banana. Was this some kind of comedic prophecy she was fulfilling that would somehow be a perfect platform for the rest of her life’s work? Her low-key sense of humor is literally illustrated best as she’s standing in the background as a large yellow fruit. We can’t get enough and now kind of want banana onesies.
I was a banana in my first play. What were you???? Also if you are interested in smiling from ear to ear tonight and feeling GOOD for for 1 hr of 2017 check out #ENCORE tonight on @ABCNetwork ! I produced it and am very proud 🎭 #ENCORE pic.twitter.com/69WUJqAxaR
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) December 10, 2017
“Never too tardy to party” is now our mantra every Friday-eve. Also, these glasses. Everything about this is gold, and we can’t get enough.
Late to the game but never tardy to a party, here you go @StephenAtHome and @nickkroll – #PuberMe #PuertoRicoRelief pic.twitter.com/BJMeJ6DgU4
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 1, 2017
Kristen and Dax practice safety first in their household, and their daughter just wants to make sure everyone else stays safe, too.
Overheard my daughter tell another kid:"If ur parents ever get blown away in the wind, just pick up the phone & call 891."#SafetyFirst
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) November 6, 2017
No caption needed.
The shitter was full. For real. pic.twitter.com/Qj2k7PE42Y
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) December 24, 2015
KB’s inner nerd shines through, and she rocks it time and time again.
Talk nerdy to me, @dubjackharper. #TheGoodPlace pic.twitter.com/QJQ21TiYih
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) September 21, 2017
PSA: Damage control needed. Small infant in the house who can’t yet control yet control bowels. Hopefully Kristen and Dax have renter’s insurance!
My new roomate poops her pants and doesn't pay rent…basically @daxshepard1 pre-sobriety 🙂 welcome baby Lincoln xo
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) March 28, 2013
Ok, can’t even handle her.
I’d like to publicly thank my husband @daxshepard1 for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 29, 2015
Beyond her jokes, Kristen Bell is an advocate for the issues she cares about and isn’t afraid to share those on a public platform. We applaud anyone who uses their platform to uplift and advocate for others, and she seems to take this opportunity as much as she can:
Let this be what you watch today. Let it give you hope. Communication over Suppression. Love over Fear. https://t.co/qae0JWzQC6
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) September 22, 2017
Who doesn’t love a gal who can make you laugh, cry, and give a standing ovation for after she drops a truth bomb about issues that should have been resolved long ago? Thanks, KB for keeping us smiling and for marrying one of the other funniest human beings on the planet.